Advice of the Day: Don't sneeze when you've got a mouth full of shredded wheat.
Follow-up advice: If you do sneeze with a mouth full of shredded wheat, don't try to contain it with your hand. It just ends up all over your face, including your eyes, beard and nose.
Follow-up to the follow-up advice: If you do sneeze with a mouth full of shredded wheat, and you do try to contain it with your hand, make sure you check yourself out in a mirror before heading to a meeting. Partially-chewed shredded wheat in your goatee is not professional.
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Your posting held special interest for me as I had this same problem with a mouthful of popcorn just last night. Let's just say it wasn't pretty. Your advice is dead on.
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